It's the first Monday Night Football game of the season, the gang from Spinal Tap is here, Trump spoiled the U.S. Open and was booed by the tennis crowd, there was focus on his right hand which was once again plastered in putty, he posted an A.I. version of himself to celebrate his invasion of Chicago, he hosted all the big tech CEOs at the White House on Thursday night, he signed an executive order to change the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War, we finally got a look at the birthday note and drawing that the Wall Street Journal reported Trump made for Jeffrey Epstein, Mike Johnson is desperately trying to keep a lid on the Epstein Files and more!